Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
