After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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