Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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