By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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