I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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