I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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