marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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