Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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