Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
