I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Randomize
