The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
What a dumb baby whore.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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