Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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