what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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