Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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