Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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