we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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