What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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