i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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