Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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