Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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