It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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