one might say we're banned from that church
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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