3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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