At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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