If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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