I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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