While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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