4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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