So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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