She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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