what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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