am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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