so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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