**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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