he thought i was a dude.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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