I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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