whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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