My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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