Buhtt sex?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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