It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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