it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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