I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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