new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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