that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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