a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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