Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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