If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
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We got so high we made milksteak
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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