it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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