I feel like abortions should bother me more
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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