yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I need moral support for this bender
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm having to shit out rocks
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