Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I fill condoms, not promises.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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