I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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