I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I need to calm my uterus...
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm always down for nudity.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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