I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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