Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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