So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
